Tuesday, January 1, 2008

The History of Chicken talk






Alright! I have attempted to put together a brief history of the chicken talk that brought chaos in the IRR blogging world on C1's blog. So many people have been asking about it and since they were not following the events at C1's blog I have put together the first posts in which the chicken talk started inorder to give all those asking questions an idea.
The whole post can be found here:


After reading the post and some previous ones I realized that in the prior posts there was a series of wars among which where black wars, AA women Vs Foreign Black women. I now realize that chicken talk was born out of battle fatigue. Its Ironic because the alternative route taken ended up causing the current Chicken Wars that have seen even more serious casualties than the black wars among whom is the famous blogger C1.

Following are a few excerpts
nana said...
....was going to share my own african 'village' story, but then again I guess we have one to many offenders, eeh?? ;-)to the two villagers - grata and soila :-)...when are you guys going to get it??...not EVERYONE comes from the village you know!! :-)..keep the stories to yourselves...eish, these africans ;-)
Grata said...
Eeeeh! Nana,Which village are you from?
Tell me, did you ever have to chase the chicken for dinner especially when you had an important guest?

Anonymous said...
yan said:Mmmmmmmmm sounds like you are miffed that people are not talking about what YOU want to read about. Please try getting over yourself, dear.December 5, 2007 5:19 PM


""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Likewise dear. I just don't find it too interesting to read people's back and forth hook up banter. Like a teen chat site or something. Be grown men and women and get each others e-mail addys if you're really interested. I'm interested in African life generally but Some of the mzungu stuff got to be a bit repetative after awhile. People should know when to take it to email or chat is all I'm saying.I guess I'll have to spring the bucks for Evia's blog. Bye.

Grata said...
"People should know when to take it to email or chat is all I'm saying.I guess I'll have to spring the bucks for Evia's blog. Bye".We will miss you.


Soila go catch the chicken to give to our guest to take home.
Grata sd:
Soila go catch the chicken to give to our guest to take home.

Soila. said...
OMG, You are an absolute bloody fool!!! I cant deal with your level of madness!! Someone dropped you on your head as a child or it's all those gunpoints you were held @ taking toll on you....I laughed so much @ that one, I almost pee'd my pants.Should I put it in a plastic bag or should I put it in a carton and make holes for it so be able to breathe???
Soila said:
Should I put it in a plastic bag or should I put it in a carton and make holes for it so be able to breathe???
brett said:
don't forget to tie its legs together! And anyone who can't wring its neck isn't getting any dinner


Anonymous said...
The I.Q of this blog has dropped significantly. It's become a place for black American women to be put on the defensive and the west indian/african/haitian contingent has taken over. It's no wonder wm hardly give us a second look. Look no further than the immature tone of this blog and you'll cease wondering. Seems as though even TBT has been run off by you.


Anon sd:
The I.Q of this blog has dropped significantly. It's become a place for black American women to be put on the defensive and the west indian/african/haitian contingent has taken over. It's no wonder wm hardly give us a second look.
Soila. said...
@ Anon, Quit starting crap. You need to chill coz your brain is over thinking matters. Are you trying to imply Haitians, WI's and African women are not welcome to comment on this blog?? GET IT TOGETHER!!! Quit being a hater to the love going on here. We all love one another regardless of the heated arguments so if you don’t like it, WALK!!!You just need to relax and give your brains a break coz you obviously aint thinking of anything positive. Think good thoughts and it shall be well with you. Now, go in peace my dear :-)BTW Anon, Haiti is a COUNTRY and West Indies is a group of many ISLANDS!!!@ Brett, Yebo! Ninjani?Yes of course dear I won’t forget to tie the legs together LOL... That's not fair, I can’t wring chicken’s neck. I have to have some dinner. I am part of the family too....Salakahle


@ Yan, you can’t keep the goat as a pet. That's the dinner we are going to cook for you when you come down by the bush! Grata will provide a monkey (herself) for you to keep as a pet and be reminded of the Motherland whenever you look @ it!Grata don’t chew me up! You know we are considered monkeys and are only too happy to accept names that we are given.
Soila said...
"OMG, You are an absolute bloody fool!!! I cant deal with your level of madness!! Someone dropped you on your head as a child or it's all those gunpoints you were held @ taking toll on you....

Grata said...

"Oh Soila,How did you know?. It was my sister. She hated carrying me on her back. One day she was forced to, unfortunately for me, then the most meal resistant chicken passed her. She had a choice, to stay put or chase the chicken. In that pursuit she could not keep both of us, she chose the chicken and to the hard ground I fell. My head still hurts.

Grata said:
Eeeh BBuretti! Is that what you do in SA?

Brett said:
No, sis' Grata, I am causing unnecessary confusion, only thieves do that! Rightful owners generally use a sharp implement, which is more humane and definitely more functional .... no offence to non-animal eaters here, please be cool, this is a technical issue ... (who will I offend next I wonder, perhaps I'll post some total silence on why I like BW, will that be acceptable?).
So I am assuming the get-together is happening sometime in 2008, right? I will have to persuade certain parties to sober up before we can muster a decent band, something to work towards anyway...
Anon said...
It must be easier to delude yourselves that there's only one "Anonymous" than to believe the deliberately ongoing & scatterbrained chicken, goat & monkey conversations which now pass for commentary are out of place. Carry on driving away new readers to Classical One's great blog; I sure he appreciates it even if he doesn't say so.

Yan said...
Get your blog on TV and all of a sudden you have folks showing up finna to run sh*t!As soon as you get yourself a name, perhaps we will believe there is more than one of you, anonymous. Soila, I think you need to get to work with that chicken b/c it is running around like it's lost its head and posting on this blog!

Yan sd:
As soon as you get yourself a name, perhaps we will believe there is more than one of you, anonymous. Soila, I think you need to get to work with that chicken b/c it is running around like it's lost its head and posting on this blog!

Soila. said...
@ Yan, hehe hehe... I have actually seen a chicken run around headless. It's the scariest thing ever!!! Picture it in your head…I am on the chicken though. You, Grata and Brett need to relax... These lil' fuckers can run and flap their wings you know!

Yan said...
Soila, Grata, NottingHillChick,LMBAO!!! If the chicken is still flapping about he/she must be in the death throes now!